Friday, January 28, 2011

The Hindenburg is gonna jerk your boyfriend off until she cries

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to Toby Goodshank:



I've been really digging this guy's music as of late. And, holy shit!!, I just found out he's put a ton of his albums up for free download at his bandcamp. I have only heard the untitled album which the above vidja is from (it's the one with the words "baked naturals" on the cover) and "Everything Intertwingles", but they're both incredible and free at that site.

If you can get over (or just flat out appreciate) the semenological nature of many of his lyrics, you gotta admit he's got a great voice and plays some badass music. He's not a bad rapper either.
Examples:

I rock the mic like the band called Love/I'm mad powerful like Thanos' glove/and I'm also bejeweled in a similar manner/but I'd never puff a blunt with Carrol O'Conner/(you'd get an earful of his bigoted jabber) - Italiano (off Everything Intertwingles)

Oh no she didn't/I'm fitted with bed linens I knitted/snuggle up with the joint that I litted/mountains of Crystal Pepsi and disposable flashlights/now I'm mounting my partner and I'm squeezin their ass tight/quick fix, matchsticks, powdered wigs/ smack em on the mouth, buck em down like Bobby Briggs ... [Princess Mononoke sample] - Track 3 (off untitled)

As Major Matt Mason USA says: ahead of your time, you're never on time
Toby Goodshank: we are always on time because we travel through time

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