Dirty/Dulcet Radio 12/10/12

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Set List:

1) Kim Wilde - Feeling B
2) Gas Station - Liquor Store
3) New Tetris Champion Theme Song - Vannevar
4) Daytona 500 - Ghostface Killah ft. Raekwon the Chef & Cappadonna
5) Ham Sammiches & Coup Devilles - Big Gipp ft. E-40 & Big Boi
6) Hit Me - Mystikal
7) Episode XVI - Madlib
8) Illuminati - Homeboy Sandman
9) Sunny - James Brown
10) Kung Fu Christmas - National Lampoon
11) Mr. Fix-It - Jeffree
12) Walking to Rio - Anatoli Babi
13) Scottie Pippen - Meatus Murder
14) Evergreen State - Meatus Murder
15) You Will Never Know - Stanley Brinks
16) Susan B. Anthony-Sized - Toby Goodshank
17) Outcome - Beck
18) Owls - Leo Kottke
19) Feel Flows - The Beach Boys

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 11/26/12

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Set List:

1) All Your Goodies Are Gone - Parliament
2) Disco Connection - Lord Rhaburn
3) Rush Hour - Karl Hector & The Malcouns
4) Vợ Chồng Làm Biéng - Lý Ngụ́a Ô
5) Rainforest - Paul Hardcastle
6) Aynotchesh Yerefu - The Budos Band
7) Ancient Treasure - Guilty Simpson
8) Be This Way - Ghostface Killah
9) Kids That's Rich - Raekwon the Chef
10) My Block Got 4 Sides - Dutchmaster Spence & Jonny Rooms
11) It Sounded Like a Roc! - KMD
12) Thembi - Pharoah Sanders
13) Dream To Me - Flying Lotus
14) Enlightenment - Sun Ra & His Astro-Galactic Infinity Arkestra
15) Theme From The Godfather - The Professionals
16) Even Squeaky Fromme Loves Christmas - The Reverend Glen Armstrong
17) Tolou Badou Ndiaye - Etoile De Dakar

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 11/5/12

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Set List:

1) Same Thing Tomorrow - Vex Ruffin
2) She's Fine - Count Five
3) Don't Monkey With Tarzan - The Pygmies
4) Lao Lao - Vannevar
5) Needle in the Camel's Eye - Brian Eno
6) The Unforgiven - Scorpio & His People
7) I Was a Teenage Hand Model - Queens Of The Stone Age
8) The Onion Voter's Guide to Barack Obama
9) The Onion Voter's Guide to Mitt Romney
10) Settin It Off - Flipmode Squad
11) Bloody Chain - MF Doom ft. Poison Pen
12) Inside Your Mind - Prince Paul ft. Mr. Dead & MC Paul Barman
13) Tiny Tortures - Flying Lotus
14) Fleer Ultra - Thundercat
15) Fly With The Wind - McCoy Tyner
16) Ceddo (End Title) - Manu Dibango

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 10/15/12

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Track List:

1) The Nightcaller - Flying Lotus
2) Until The Colours Come - Flying Lotus
3) Plastic Bamboo - Ryuichi Sakamoto
4) Shimendoka - Haruomi Hosono
5) Yellow Magic (Tong Poo) - Yellow Magic Orchestra
6) Live It Up - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti
7) Sweet Salvation - The Stepkids
8) Going Down - White Williams
9) Watermelon Man - Herbie Hancock
10) Groove Holmes - The Beastie Boys
11) Kinski Assassin - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti
12) Avec Plaisir - Schwervon!
13) I Know There's an Answer - Sonic Youth
14) God Only Knows - The Beach Boys
15) Come Around - The Action
16) Nothing To Say - The Kinks
17) It's Gonna Be Easy - Doug Sahm
18) Sand Hill Anna and The Russian Mouse - Lee Hazlewood
19) Still In School - NRBQ
20) Bath of Fire - The Presidents of The United States of America

Music Transcends Race, Hombre Pt. 3

Callooh Callay! I finally found an upload of the music from Season 3 of Eastbound & Down. Fuck Bob Duato.

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Track List:

1) Down On The Street - The Stooges
2) Lonely Boy - The Black Keys
3) Jackie Wants a Black Eye - Dr. Dog
4) I'd Rather Be Your Enemy - Lee Hazlewood
5) Wish I Had Not Said That - J.J. Cale
6) Night Time - The Strangeloves
7) My Love For You - ESG
8) Let's Start - Fela Kuti
9) O Lucky Man! - Alan Price
10) Percolator - Billy Joe & The Checkmates
11) Lady Luck - Richard Swift
12) Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen
13) Mama - Roy Orbison
14) I'm Not Drunk, I'm Just Drinking - Mack Allen Smith
15) Rock n' Roll Children - Cactus
16) Under The Waves - Friends of Dean Martinez
17) You Can Get Murked - Juicy J
18) I Am Controlled By Your Love - Helene Smith
19) Without You - Rainbow Arabia
20) Heartbreakin' Ball - Lonnie Walker
21) The Ballad of Sarah and Jack - David Holmes
22) Clownin Around - Deer Tick
23) It's Gonna Be Easy - Doug Sahm
24) Kenny - Benji Hughes

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 10/1/12

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Set List:

1) Lady Luck - Richard Swift

2) Jackie Wants a Black Eye - Dr. Dog

3) Clownin Around - Deer Tick

4) O Lucky Man! - Alan Price

5) Wish I Had Not Said That - J.J. Cale

6) Percolator - Bill Joe & The Checkmates

7) Boobs A Lot - The Fugs

8) Boys Are Boys and Girls Are Choice - The Monks

9) Night Time - The Strangeloves

10) Down On The Street - The Stooges

11) Lonely Boy - The Black Keys

12) Rock n' Roll Children - Cactus

13) Since You've Been Gone - Little Janice

14) Treat Me Right - Eddie Finley & The Cincinnati Show Band

15) Without You - Rainbow Arabia

16) The Message - Georgina Dobson & Cupboard Simon

17) Wake Up (LOAYBM) - Negroes On Ice

18) Theme From "Deep Throat" - Leon Ware & Bob Hilliard

19) Mama - Roy Orbison

20) Kenny - Benji Hughes

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 9/17/12

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Set List:

1) Tell Me a Tale - Michael Kiwanuka
2) I Remember When - The Florida Spiritualaires
3) Reach Out and Touch - The Souls of Unity
4) Jesus Christ, Air Conditioning Repairman Pt. 1
5) Everybody Loves Ned Flanders
6) Jesus Christ, Air Conditioning Repairman Pt. 2
7) Forgot About Rock & Roll - Kung Fu Crimewave
8) Oh Magali (Live) - Elastic No-No Band
9) Love That Chicken - Meatus Murder
10) Frozen Embryos - Three Guys From Hollywood
11) Election 2012 Coverage Promo - The Onion News Network
12) No One Else - Weezer
13) Boss - The Screaming Females
14) Balloon - Schwervon!
15) Spike the Senses - Of Montreal
16) The Horse - Sound Directions
17) I'm The One - Dres
18) In The End - MF Grimm ft. Yves St. Larock
19) Best of KMEL Mixes Pt. 1 - DJ Shadow

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 9/10/12

12-year-old Uruguayan boy

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Set List:

1) Like a Ship - Pastor T.L. Barrett and The Youth For Christ Choir
2) Celestial Blues - Gary Bartz
3) Unspoken Dreams of Light - Eugene McDaniels
4) Lamborghini Genie - DJ Douggpound
5) Land of 1000 Dances - Wilson Pickett
6) Showdown at Wookie Lake - Liquor Store
7) Laura and Marty - The Screaming Females
8) It All Means Nothing - The Screaming Females
9) Let Me Dream If I Want To (Amphetamine Blues) - Mink Deville
10) Interesting Results - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti
11) The Good Humor Man He Sees Everything Like This - Love
12) Under My Thumb - The Rolling Stones
13) Sweet Thing - Van Morrison
14) Ring Worm/You Say France and I Whistle/Want a Danish? - Van Morrison
15) I Shall Be Released - The Band

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 9/3/12

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Set List:

1) Anyone Who Had a Heart - Martha Reeves & The Vandellas
2) I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself - Isaac Hayes
3) I Don't Know What To Do With Myself - Tim Maia
4) United - Music Makers
5) Töröld le a könnyeidet - Atlasz
6) A House Safe For Tigers - Lee Hazlewood
7) Soul's Island - Lee Hazlewood
8) Retarded Fren - JJ Doom
9) Why Pianos Break - Open Mike Eagle ft. P.O.S.
10) Shine - Anti-Pop Consortium
11) Don't Die - Killer Mike
12) Tougher Colder Killer - El-P ft. Killer Mike & Despot
13) Brownsville - M.O.P.
14) Deep in the Jungle - Blackalicious ft. Lateef the Truth Speaker & Lyrics Born
15) She - Charles Kynard

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 8/6/12

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Set List:
1) GNG BNG - Flying Lotus
2) ??? (Madlib Remix) - Redman
3) Conspiracy of Myth - Anti-Pop Consortium
4) Auditorium - Mos Def ft. Slick Rick
5) Binary Shuffle - Binary Star
6) Runaway - The Blackbyrds
7) (It's A) Rat Race (Instrumental) - The Leaders
8) Manzara - Makonde
9) When You Walk Into My Dreams - Gary Wilson
10) Weak For Me - Nite Jewel
11) La La - The Stepkids
12) Mr. Sandman - Method Man ft. RZA, Instectah Deck, Streetlife, Carlton Fisk & Blue Raspberry
13) 8 Iz Enuff - Big L ft. Buddah Bless, Herb McGruff, Killa Cam, Mike Boogie, Terra, Big Twan & Trooper J
14) Protect Ya Neck II The Zoo - Ol' Dirty Bastard ft. Brooklyn Zu, Prodigal Sunn, Killah Priest & 60 Second Assassin
15) Smokin' That S*#% - KMD ft. Kurious, Earth Quake & Lord Sear
16) I Hate the '80s - The Vaselines
17) I Palindrome I - They Might Be Giants
18) Minimum Wage - They Might Be Giants
19) Backwater - Meat Puppets
20) Having An Average Weekend - Shadowy Men On a Shadowy Planet
21) Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues - Mclusky
22) B.L.U.R.E.M.I. - Blur
23) Nursery Rhyme/Breather - U.N.K.L.E.
24) The Man - Patto
25) Dope Whale (demo) - Vannevar
26) Satanic Lullaby - Toby Goodshank
27) Atmospheric Conditions - Beck
28) Contractual Laundry - Huggabroomstik
29) Tractor Rape Chain - Guided By Voices
30) Comforting Sounds - Mew
31) I'll Be Your Mirror - The Velvet Underground & Nico

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 7/30/12

Oh hey, my radio show is back. I'm in a new time slot, Monday nights from 11 PM - 1 AM. You can download the show here.

Set List:
1) Only When You're Lonely - Holly Maxwell
2) I'm Still Here - The Notations
3) If I Didn't Love You - The Profiles
4) Don't Make Me a Storyteller - The Dells
5) Create In Me A Clean Heart - Sonny Treadway
6) Log Cabin Blues - Blind Boy Fuller
7) Things to You - NRBQ
8) In Christ There Is No East Or West - Leo Kottke
9) Susan Jane - Eugene McDaniels
10) Closed Casket - Toby Goodshank
11) Every Night I Die At Miyagis - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti
12) Love Or - Huggabroomstik
13) Paradise by the Dashboard Light - Elastic No-No Band, Huggabroomstik, Schwervon! & The Leader
14) Moogy Foog It - Karriem Riggins
15) Between Friends - Flying Lotus ft. Earl Sweatshirt & Captain Murphy
16) Evolve - Pharoahe Monch
17) Secret Rivals - Masta Killa ft. Killah Priest & Method Man
18) Human Shield - Anti-Pop Consortium
19) Superstar - Ghostface Killah ft. Busta Rhymes
20) Sorcerers - MF Doom ft. Scienz of Life
21) Changes - Blackalicious
22) Hunting - Keith Hudson
23) Salvador Não Inerte - Virgínia Rodrigues
24) Lost In The Paradise - Caetano Veloso
25) Leo - Cannonball Adderly
26) I Want You (She's So Heavy) - Eddie Hazel
27) Gonna Leave You - Queens Of The Stone Age
28) Gas Station - Liquor Store
29) Keep On Knocking - Death
30) Cone Of Light - The Almighty Defenders
31) It's Not So Hard - Sparklehorse
32) Melt Me - Black Moth Super Rainbow

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 6/27/12

This week's show enhanced with The Room Soundboard. You may download it here.

Set List:

1) Bite My Tongue - King Khan & The Shrines (check out the music video, they use those flip-off sunglasses palejoe has)
2) Sunshine Pig - Chris and Tad
3) Winnetou - .357 Lover
4) How to Handle a Rope - Queens of The Stone Age
5) Dinner - Schwervon!
6) Be American - Harold Duncan
7) American Moon - Bobby Dimple, Lunar Ladies Chorus, Lipple Kutie Kids & Hutch Davie Diggers Band
8) America Is My Home Part 1 - James Brown & The Famous Flames
9) I Own America - Slick Rick
10) American Dream & Future - OJ Simpson
11) Livin' Astro - Kool Keith
12) Green Grass - Roosevelt Franklin
13) 1972 Bronze Medalist - The Bad Plus
14) Red Clay - Freddie Hubbard

Dirty/Dulcet Radio returns at the end of July.

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 6/20/12

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Set List:

1) Get Down - Freedom Express
2) Put a Smile On Time - Rhythm Machine
3) Misdemeanor - Ahmad Jamal
4) Drug Song - Janko Nilovic
5) General Confessional - The Electric Prunes
6) Santos and Ken - The Stepkids
7) London Loves - Blur
8) Earn Enough For Us - XTC
9) Baby - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti ft. Dâm-Funk
10) Glad and Sorry - Faces
11) It's a Play Date - Friends With Benefits
12) Filhos de Gandhi - Jorge Ben and Gilberto Gil
13) Estoy Aqui Pero No Soy Yo - Juan Bautista
14) Un Sabado Por la Noche - Manzanita
15) Hey Monstruo - Los Monstruos
16) Soniatl - Chicano Batman
17) Jarraf - Orchestre Du Bawobab
18) Lina Omasana Boye Pt. 2 - Verkys et L'orchestre Veve
19) Sakpaide Special - Sir Victor Uwaifo & His Titibitis
20) Tornados vs. Dynamos (3-3) - The Real Sounds
21) Gara Ser Nèw Bétesh - Tèshomè Meteku
22) Yenurow Tesfa Alegne - Hailu Mergia and The Band Wallias

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 6/13/12

Power outage knocked me off the air less than halfway through the show this week. Will take my revenge next week.

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Set List:

1) Death of My Enemies - Schwervon!
2) Regular John - Queens Of The Stone Age
3) Cupid Come - My Bloody Valentine
4) Sluta Följa Efter - Dungen
5) Girls and Gasoline - .357 Lover
6) The Full Retard - El-P
7) Body - S.A. Smash
8) Plastic Surgery - Golden State
9) Ordo Ab Chao - Ras Kass
10) Papermill - Madvillain
11) Just A Word Or Two - Pete Rock

Chistes

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Dirty/Dulcet Radio 5/30/12

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Set List:

1) Mystagogue Vol. II, Side A - Wu-Tang Clan
2) Dinner Time - Royce Da 5'9" ft. Busta Rhymes
3) R.A.P. Music - Killer Mike
4) Dolemite Interlude - Madlib
5) 3 Dollars - Oh No ft. MF Doom
6) Melt! - Flying Lotus
7) Speak My Language - The Cure
8) Grass - XTC
9) Trouble in the Message Centre - Blur
10) Girl on a Wire - .357 Lover
11) Monsters in the Parasol (Mr. F Edition) - Queens of The Stone Age ft. Rita
12) I'd Rather Be Your Enemy - Lee Hazlewood
13) I Am Controlled By Your Love - Helene Smith
14) After Laughter (Comes Tears) - Wendy Rene
15) He Needs Me - Shelly Duvall
16) #1 Chariot - Flying

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 5/23/12

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Track List:

1) Blind Alley - The Emotions
2) Soul Impressions - Janko Nilovic
3) Outlaw - Eugene McDaniels
4) Green Lights - New Rhythm & Blues Quartet
5) Rize of the Fenix - Tenacious D
6) The Purchase of the North Pole - .357 Lover
7) It's a Sad Song - Don Julian
8) A Tribute To The Early Days - Digital Underground
9) $ Maker - Calvin T
10) Blurs & Slurs - Zerox
11) On a Mission - Too Nice
12) Urban Sound Surgeon - 4-Ever Fresh
13) Coffee Creamer - Secret Salamander

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 5/9/12

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Set List:

1) There You Are - Chocolate Chips
2) I've Got To Find Her - The Creations
3) 4 O'Clock in the Morning - The Hassles
4) Heart Full of Love - The Invincibles
5) In Time - Dynamite Brothers
6) Oogum Boogum Song - Brenton Wood
7) Wizard of Finance - Parliament
8) Never Shake a Man Child PSA
9) Over And Down With - The Proclaimers
10) Drive It All Over Me - My Bloody Valentine
11) Web in Front - Toby Goodshank
12) Level With Your Senses - Corvettes
13) Brain - The Action
14) Pour Man - Lee Hazlewood
15) Let's Go Everywhere - Medeski Martin & Wood
16) Sittin' Back Easy - Patto
17) For the Rest of Your Life - Drug Rug
18) Pig - Sparklehorse
19) Something On Your Mind - Karen Dalton
20) Year and a Day - The Beastie Boys

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 5/2/12

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Set List:

1) Comencemos (Let's Start) - Jungle Fire
2) Black Swan Lake - Janko Nilovic
3) Chistelle - ESG
4) Staggolee Interlude - Madlib
5) Staggolee - Pacific Gas & Electric
6) Stardust Remedy - The Jesus & Mary Chain
7) Surgical Focus - Guided By Voices
8) Hollywood - Nada Surf
9) Heartbreakin' Ball - Lonnie Walker
10) Volcano - The Presidents of the United States of America
11) Pageant Parade - .357 Lover
12) New Study From DOT Encourages Honking - The Onion News Network
13) It's All Over - T. Dyson & Company
14) I Need You - Mayer Hawthorne
15) For the Nasty (Madlib Remix) - Q-Tip ft. Busta Rhymes
16) Swimming - Killer Mike
17) Ohh! - DJ Quik & Kurupt
18) RZA's Theme - RZA
19) Kyenkyen Bi Adi Mawu - Alhaji K. Frimpong

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 4/25/12

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Set List:

1) Get on Down - Regional Garland
2) Got To Get Through To You - The T.S.U. Tornados
3) Pretty Baby - The C.O.D.s
4) I Thought You Were Mine - The Natural Four
5) Steppin' Out (Instrumental) - Lionel Robinson
6) Chocolate - Syrup
7) Tasty Tune - Minority Band
8) You Can Be a Star - Luther Davis
9) Is It All Over My Face (Larry Levan Remix) - Loose Joints
10) My Love For You - ESG
11) Give It Up (U-Tern Remix) - Marvin Gaye
12) Say You'll Be - Jerome Prister
13) I'm a Ballplayer - The Ballplayers
14) Universal Language - The Ballplayers
15) Do the Dark - Blondie
16) The Book I Read - The Talking Heads

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 4/18/12

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Set List:

1) The Positive & The Negative (Cut Chemist Edit) - Minoru Muraoka

2) Yamasuki - Yamasuki

3) Shimendoka - Haruomi Hosono

4) Pense a Moi - Frances Gall

5) Les Champs-Elysees - Joe Dassin

6) It Was an Accident - New Rhythm & Blues Quartet

7) Big Ten-Inch Record - Bull Moose Jackson

8) Fun, Fun, Fun - Tidal Waves

9) Keep On Smiling, Pay Your Taxes - Phil Celia & The Silver Tones

10) Till My Head Falls Off - They Might Be Giants

11) Grape Juice - Lonnie Walker

12) Young and Innocent Days - The Kinks

13) A Quick One While He's Away - The Who

14) Zodiac Shit - Flying Lotus

15) Suburban Dream (Remix) - The Stepkids ft. Pharoahe Monch & Homeboy Sandman

16) Kenny - Benji Hughes

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 4/4/12

"And no one gives a fuck no more/No one goes to the bookstore/Ever since the confluence of Moore's Law/but I stay in the lab, like Niels Bohr" -Canibus

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Set List:

1) My British Tour Diary - Of Montreal

2) Muswell Hillbilly - The Kinks

3) Poet Laureate II - Canibus

4) Rock the Spot - Redman

5) Never Walk Together - Pharoahe Monch

6) Good Morning Heartache - Ol' Dirty Bastard ft. Lil' Mo

7) Chocolate Lover - Sexy Leroy & The Chocolate Lovelitez (DJ Quik)

8) Mood For Love - Prince Paul ft. Newkirk

9) Surfing in Siberia - The Red Elvises

10) Love Me Like a Reptile - Motörhead

11) Hava Nagila Monster - .357 Lover

12) Babies - Pulp

13) And I Love Her - Music To Get C6th By

14) Basketball Jones - Cheech & Chong ft. Tyrone Shoelaces

15) Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Pentti Oskari Kankaan and Seinahullua Veljesta ft. Cookie Monster

Maury Po"Bitch"

I want the Maury Po' Boy. tastes like absentee fathers fried in cotton ball phobias.

Combing the Depths of a Bizarre Fantasy

         On a recent Savage Love podcast, a caller describes her sexual fantasy as "the classic peasant girl  is dominated by an aristocratic man. Except the man is a dragon and the peasant girl is a were-raven."  Sexual relationships between members of different classes and social strata is a common theme in classic literature. the power dynamic and taboo nature of the relationship make a compelling story. The substitution of the characters is what I find puzzling and worth dissecting. Does the substitution of the dragon for the aristocrat make much of a difference(besides anatomically)? both are powerful and capable of taking what they want with little recourse. What is a were-raven and in what ways can they relate to serfdom? Does it even matter? in this day of media saturation are bizarre sexual fantasies involving seemingly unrelated characters the only thing we have left as individuals?

The Dragon and the Were-raven

          whenever one has a query that can only be answered by fanfic writing fantasy nerds the first place to go is  TvTropes.org. a website populated by the some of the strangest Internet subcultures. On this site commenter's will have endless conversations on the theoretical sexual relationships between fictional characters often in totally different universes. exactly the type of people that will help me get to the bottom of our fantasy.

Atticus Finch, notorious power bottom

Charizard, Pokemon

   Atticus Finch and Charizard are in a committed relationship

     
               Dragons are a common topic of conversation and debate at TvTropes and my goal was to find information pertinent to dragons and the role they play romantically with humans. Finding what I was looking for was like walking through a minefield of shame and creepy imagery. Even if I found what I came for, I knew I would not return fully intact. As I read more and more I started to realize that to each   person that dragons had vastly different meanings. To one poster the Dragon just kidnaps the peasant girl to get his true love, the prince, to notice him. Unable to communicate his emotions he resorts to brutish violence to gain the attention of his hearts desire. To another Dragons simply use humans as an object for reproduction, discarding them when no longer needed.  TvTropes allows its users to redefine the ideas and themes of classical fiction through individual perversion and warped sexual attitudes. It is from this process of intertwining traditional narratives with the overactive imaginations of the sexually frustrated that forges these unique and bizarre fantasies.  Websites like TvTropes incubate such oddities because they don't self censor and socially ostracize and instead encourage the construction of these fantasies.
   

Chip, Tea Cup

Q, British Intelligence

                             




 

Q loves Chip dearly, Chip is cheating on him with Ruby Rhod

Ruby Rhod, Intergalatic tv personality

     Before the Internet there was another environment with similar conditions that bred many a bizzarre fantasy. I'm talking about Dungeons and Dragons,  based off of established fantasy principles but where control of the story and its details were left completely up to the imaginations of its players. Within this framework the sexually freaky and frustrated could have an outlet for their ideas in a safe environment surrounded by others wishing to do the same. I looked up what a were-raven is according to D&D rules and could go into detail now but I think were way past that. If I was trying to make a point I'm not even sure what it was.  I need to get off this subject before I'm tempted write a love story between the dad from Family Matters and Uncle Phil....oh wait that actually happened.

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 3/21/12

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Set List:

1) Patins - CSS

2) Shallow Be Thy Name - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

3) New Gods - Meat Puppets

4) Shrivel-Up - Devo

5) Simon - Vannevar

6) Lao Lao - Vannevar

7) Sweet Pain - Vannevar

8) Change Your Ways - Schwervon!

9) Sore Eyes - Toby Goodshank

10) Ring Worm/You Say France and I Whistle/Want a Danish? - Van Morrison

11) The Evil Dope - Phil Phillips

12) The More You Know PSA - B.J. Novak

13) Spiagge Azzurre - Allesandro Alessandroni/Nora Orlandi

14) Danger - Serge Gainsbourg

15) Satelllliiiiiteee - Flying Lotus

16) None of Y'all Betta - The Lox

17) Calm Down - M.O.P.

18) I'm Gonna Kill U - Juggaknots

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 3/7/12

Fat titties turn to teardrops as fat ass turns to flab/sores that was open wounds eventually turn to scabs/trees bright and green turn yellow, brown/autumn caught 'em/see all those leaves must fall down/growin old...

Actually, spring (basically summer 'round these parts) caught 'em! The time for BBQs, swimming holes, elote, and day drinking w/ your friends outdoors is nigh! Gotta love NC.

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Set List:

1) Requeim Pour Un Con - Serge Gainsbourg

2) Alone - James Pants

3) Walderez Waldereia - Flavio Kurt

4) Deusa Do Amor - Moreno +2

5) Preta Pretinha - Os Novos Baianos

6) Musica Del Alma - TNT Boys

7) Amor Indio - Amor Indio

8) More Than a Woman - Machuca Cumbia

9) Love Venom - Mr. Len ft. Jean Grae & Breezly Brewin

10) Women Lose Weight (Alchemist Remix) - Slick Rick

11) Fine Line - Saukrates

12) Slick Talkin - Tame One ft. Breezly Brewin

13) 13th Floor/Growing Old - Outkast ft. Big Rube

14) Cyclone - Schwervon!

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 2/29/12

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Set List:

1) Let Home Cross Your Mind - Sir Guy

2) Are We Through? - Regional Garland

3) You'll Never Know - Breakestra

4) La Horse - Serge Gainsbourg

5) Can't Get Used To Those - Dimlite

6) Pile Driver - Dennis The Fox

7) How Old Is Fifteen, Really? (edit) - Dave Chappelle

8) Fifteen Ain't Young No More - Mixed Sugar

9) I'll Be So Happy - Lil' Lavair

10) Rich Man, Poor Man - Andrew Wartts and The Gospel Storytellers

11) It's A Shame - Myron & E with The Soul Investigators

12) Money To Burn - Wrinkar Experience

13) Float - Tirogo

14) Deiyo Deiyo - The Hykkers

15) Selah's Children - Madlib

16) Khala My Friend - Amanaz

For old time's sake, happy White Guilt Month everybody!

Could it be? Yes! More complementary rhyme time.

Dunno why calling someone a penguin is a rap diss, but, yes, cartoon penguins are slew-footed.



Yeah nigga/You'se a penguin lookin' motherfucker - Dr. Dre




To all you slew-footed penguins/Duckin' from these hot rocks is flamin' - Ghostface Killah

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 2/22/12

On an unrelated note, lol at this photo of Cam'ron and Monica Lewinsky.

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Set List:

1) Looking at You - MC5

2) Slap Your Mammy - Devo

3) North Carolina - The Poets of Rhythm

4) Around the Town - Gino Washington

5) It's a Bad Feeling - Regional Garland

6) Strawberry Letter 23 - Shuggie Otis

7) Swish Swish Jiggle Jiggle - Dutchmaster Spence and Jonny Rooms

8) Be This Way - Ghostface Killah

9) Simian Drugs - Company Flow ft. Ill Bill

10) Sagittarius Rap - Edan

11) American Nightmare - The Whitefield Brothers ft. Guilty Simpson

12) Antemeridian - Count Bass-D

13) Madlib Medicine Show #13 snippet - MF Doom

14) No Hands, Grandma (Shoes Re-edit) - Bill Withers

15) Musings To Myself - El Michels Affair

16) Westbound Train - Quantic

17) Pedophilia - The Slackers

18) Zorro is Back - Oliver Onions

19) Moonlight Mile - The Rolling Stones

20) Just My Soul Responding - Smokey Robinson

21) Hewlett's Daughter - Grandaddy

22) Slow - My Bloody Valentine

23) Son of a Gun - The Vaselines

I like this guy

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 2/8/12

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Set List:
1) Futterman's Rule - The Beastie Boys
2) Money For Born, Money For Die - Transgressors
3) Dice Game - Sound Directions
4) (My Heart Is) Closed For the Season - Bettye Swann
5) Paradise - Sun Ra & His Arkestra
6) C Visar Vägen - Dungen
7) GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" - The Onion News Network
8) Track 09 - Toby Goodshank ft. Major Matt Mason USA
9) Friends - Matt Colbourn
10) Russian Herpes - Asphalt the Recorder
11) Rize of the Fenix (snippet) - Tenacious D
12) Explosivo - Tenacious D
13) Earache My Eye - Cheech and Chong ft. Alice Bowie
14) Anti-Drug PSA - Michael Ian Black & Michael Showalter
15) Mr. Apollo - Bonzo Dog Band
16) Baby Lemonade - Syd Barrett
17) Alone Again Or - Love
18) Sway - The Rolling Stones

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 2/1/12

(breakfast w/ no hog)

According to Donovan Strain, Ice Cube's good day was January 20th, 1992.

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Set List:
1) Yesterday's Folks - US 69
2) Er Ist Ja Nur Ein Mann - Big Crazy Family
3) Monsters in the Parasol - Queens of the Stone Age
4) Transcending - Red Hot Chili Peppers
5) Sure Shot - Polvo
6) Howlin' For You - The Black Keys
7) You Rascal You - Hanni El Khatib
8) You Rascal You - Louis "The King of Swing" Prima
9) Würfelspiel - Popul Vuh
10) Big Sky - The Kinks
11) It's A Boy (Large Professor Remix) - Slick Rick
12) Put a Curse on You - Quasimoto
13) Let the Homicides Begin - Percee P
14) It Was a Good Day - Ice Cube
15) Phone Message - Cormick
16) Chinese Song - Đàn Bầu Việtnam
17) I Don't Think I'll Ever Love Another - The Darling Dears
18) Diorama of the Golden Lion - .357 Lover
19) Also Sprach Zarathustra (Kazoo) - Humpback Whale

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 1/25/12

I had no idea Santana DVX is a real champagne. 

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 Set List: 

1) I'd Rather Go Blind - Etta James 

2) Cadence and Cascade - King Crimson 

3) Hell Yeah - Marijuana Wolf 

4) In the Street - Big Star 

5) Cadillac - T. Rex 

6) Soft as Snow (But Warm Inside) - My Bloody Valentine 

7) Margarita - Starlight Mints 

8) Avec Plaisir - Schwervon! 

9) Something to Say - The Action 

10) Big Black Smoke - The Kinks 

11) Eucalyptus - MF Doom 

12) Rapping Over ABC - Ghostface Killah 

13) Rap Niggaz (Madlib Remix) - Raekwon the Chef 

14) Santana DVX - The Lonely Island ft. E-40 

15) You're in Shambles - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien 

16) Root Down - The Beastie Boys 1

7) Gutfest '89 (Full Version) - Digital Underground 

18) Long Island Wildin' - De La Soul ft. Scha Dara Parr and Takagi Kan

IMDABES

Pizza Boomerang

Dirty/Dulcet Radio 1/11/12

First show I've been able to successfully record in the new year. Dirty/Dulcet Radio is going strong in 2012.

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Set List:
1) Truth Jump Fall - Toby Goodshank
2) Theme From "Cheers" - Titus Andronicus
3) If I Could Tell You - The Pastels
4) D Song - Schwervon!
5) Rock and Roll Frog - Lucien Francoer
6) Froggie - The Presidents of the United States of America
7) She Was Naked - Supersister
8) Compost Festival - Compost
9) Dambakale - Compaore Issouf
10) Mtoka Kwa Mawingo - David Kibe
11) Safety Dance - J Dilla
12) Distortion - Philippe Laurant
13) Witch Claims Beyonce's Firstborn Child - The Onion News Network
14) Busey Boy - Corn Mo
15) Erroneous Escape into Eric Eckles - Of Montreal
16) On Your Own - Blur