News-Anchor-Robot-Virus? Satan? Teleprompter- Mischief ? You Decide

A wave of bizarre on-air behavior has been sweeping news-anchor community with anchors spontaniously spouting gibberish on teevee.

The latest episode happened in Wisconsin recently:



Did she just say exorcist?!?!

And then, there was this from a while back:



And this is just funny:

In memory of an awesome season

Tom Morello live from Madison protests

Commas Are Cruical

More complementary rhyme time

I'm not peaceful like Desmond Tutu/I drink blood like it's Yoohoo/I kill like Shaka Zulu - MF Grimm



My ninjas run wild like Shaka Zulu/Some play peace like Gonji(sp?) the Guru/Others live to be wise and old like Desmond Tutu - The RZA

Back story to this track:

Moctezuma's Revenge

Derrick Williams, Arizona Forward

Moctezuma II, Aztec leader

My Aztec Warrior Hero!

Averaging 19.5 points a game and getting 32 last night, this Aztec-looking sophomore from California won me over with this dunk of all dunks:



(another view here)

I hope these guys get to the Final Four; they're pretty cool.

Also: See ya Skeletor! PS: You lost about a million dollars just to lose in the Sweet Sixteen! Good job!

(Shirkers: I'm sorry for putting that guy's face on the blog)

Tired of Your Current Career Trajectory?

Then this might be the opportunity of a lifetime...

Ghostface Killah is seeking interns

It seems as though every celebrity needs an intern these days, and while your one-in-75,000 chance of being selected to handle Charlie Sheen’s Twitter feed means you probably shouldn’t bank on that, why not consider signing up to work for Ghostface Killah, who was spitting surrealist, mythology-laden claims to being a supernaturally gifted warrior back when Sheen was still just filling a suit on Spin City? Mr. Killah seeks help in the areas of “writers, marketing, photographers, social networking, and designers,” and all you have to do is drop him an email. Even better, you won't even have to relocate, because "Ghost is International!!" One word of warning, though: He is very strict about matters of both personal hygiene and feeling on a bitch. [via Buzzfeed]

The Truth About Geordi's Visor

UK firms blamed for food price hike - Europe - Al Jazeera English

UK firms blamed for food price hike - Europe - Al Jazeera English

Basset Hounds Running

That is all.

Nightmares from here on in...

Shameless self promotion

Tonight, starting at midnight, I'll be hosting the inaugural episode of Dirty/Dulcet Radio on WCOM. This will be my radio show, every Tuesday from midnight to 2 AM. You can download the online stream by clicking the "Listen Online" link at wcomfm.org. Peep that.

Japan

The Boston Globe always has phenomenal photos of world events, from the Gulf Oil spill, the Middle East protests and the Haitian earthquake to the World Cup and Carnival.

This photo from Japan is one of the most striking photos I've seen from The Big Picture:

A photograph amidst rubble in Higashimatsushima City, Miyagi Prefecture in northern Japan, March 14, 2011. (Reuters/Kyodo News) #

Tsu-Tsu-Tsunami

This old fogey is a cold O.G.!

Credit goes to Sam "Silky" Jenkins for putting me on to this video.

Hello? Anyone out there?

Is Twitter cool/fun? Does Tweeting make you happy?

There have been about 4 times when I have thought about getting a Twitter. Today I want one so I can follow @Real_BlueSteel. The scrubbies have ONE twitter for all of them! It's fantastic!

• Bio We swear we're on the UNC basketball team. For real. We live for warmups, blowouts and free gear.

Sample tweets: A deacon is someone in a church. A demon is a devil. Wake Forest's mascot is an oxymoron. It's like we're playing the Jumbo Shrimp tonight

Seeing a misspelled word in our tweets is a lot like seeing us in a game. Its a rarity, but people usually notice. #feelthesteel

Is this a good enough reason to join the 'Twittosphere'?

The bonus is that John Henson tweets gifs of destroying Krzyzewskiville:

"Me like bird who knows own name"

Just saw this thanks to my buddy Preston, who was the guy that did that video for Toby Goodshank's "Track 5" (the one where the Hindenberg claims it is going to... well you know).

Thoughts on the 'Tard meeting Charlie Sheen

I just wanted a reason to share the que cat gif I saw on the internet today (article not important (unless you like kirstie alley jokes))

Another reason I'd love to hang out with Charlie Sheen

He's a huge Cincinnati Reds fan.