Sample tweets: A deacon is someone in a church. A demon is a devil. Wake Forest's mascot is an oxymoron. It's like we're playing the Jumbo Shrimp tonight
Seeing a misspelled word in our tweets is a lot like seeing us in a game. Its a rarity, but people usually notice. #feelthesteel
Is this a good enough reason to join the 'Twittosphere'?
The bonus is that John Henson tweets gifs of destroying Krzyzewskiville:
4 comments:
An oxymoron needs to be technically impossible (deafening silence / irregular pattern) in order to work. Shrimp is a type of crustacean which can be categorized as jumbo/large, thus Jumbo Shrimp is not an oxymoron.
Small things can be relatively big without contradiction.
Remove sand from vagina, then think inconsequentially about the fact that the B team has one twitter that features silly comments.
GOT EM!
The sand in my vagina is smooth and lustrous.
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