Thursday, November 4, 2010

Dook Douches Again!

Let's review:
-Dook is the University of New Jersey at Durham.
-Dook's town and gown relations can be summed up by the term "Durhamites"(voiced with appropriate disdain)
-Dook's Lacrosse team had a sex scandal with a stripper that resulted in their house being bulldozed. (2006)
-Dook Law alumnus Tucker Max writes stupid book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, which is then adapted to film, was heavily advertised on popular douchey website textsfromlastnight.com (2009)
-Dook alumna Karen F. Owens published fake thesis powerpoint and forwarded it to her friends like the biggest idiot that ever lived. (2010)
-Dook fratties send out douchey Halloween party email that they couldn't even make up themselves, had to copy lines from someecards.com* (2010)
*my favorite part of this article is that a commenter referenced Dennis's "implication" argument from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

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