Stones Throw's Podcast

Stones Throw, that consistently excellent record label outta Los Angeles, put out awesome podcasts. I used to be subscribed to a bunch of those things, but then I realized that I only really listened to Stones Throw's, so I got rid of all my podcast subscriptions except for theirs. First off, I highly recommend subscribing right nyuhh. You'll get each of their podcasts for free as they are released. Secondly, they've recently announced that they have archived most of their old podcasts, and are offering them as free downloads on their site once you spend $1 or more at their store.

Some pretty choice Charlie Sheen Meltdown Interview Quotes

I'm not one for starwatching or reveling in others misfortune. I have enough of that to deal with on my own. But I really like Charlie Sheen's recent catastrophic drug fueled meltdown. Here's a few of my favorite quotes pulled by NY Magazine from a recent radio interview.

On his power:
"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

On Major League 3:
"It's being directed and written by a genius named David Ward who, I don't know, won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting? [Ed. He was 29.] It was his pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major League. In fact, a lot of people think the movie's called Wild Thing, as they should. Whatever … If they want me in it, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat."

On why he should be feared:
"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."

Wait, what?
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

No, seriously: What?
"If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning."

On Alcoholics Anonymous:
"It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!"

On ex-presidents:
"I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy."

Didn't I just blow your car the fuck up?

Me cyant wait until Breaking Bad returns this July.



The song they use in this ending scene/credits sequence is Didn't I by Darondo:



Some guy named Trishes made a edit/remix of this track:

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He basically sped up the track and added the drums and, at the end of the remix, the violin work, from Rene Costy's track Scrabble.



All in all a pretty decent, if simple, remix. Now, pass the meth.

TGIMeme

Thanks to thedailywh.at I have been exposed to the best meme ever. This chicken tells all of my favorite jokes BETTER than I could ever dream.

Louis CK interviews Donald Rumsfeld, who refuses to deny that he is a Lizard who eats Mexican Babies

I Love You, Sheriff Truman

If you've never seen Twin Peaks, you should.

Miguel Ferrer's finest moment.

Is it Getting Hot in Here?