Lee Waters is a local news darling. I saw his smiling face atop the Weekend section in last Friday's News & Observer. Have you ever heard a bartender referred to as a "sip slinger"? What's a "swillster"?
At any rate, Lee is the best bartender around because he says things like "Cheers, Big Ears," and this author is among the worst because she says things like "And when he's not sating palates, smarting or sassing up the social saloon or sucker punching his fellow social stewards and tickling funny bones?".
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Over-alliterating author set alight. Frightened friends fan flames to no avail.
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