No one else is posting anything, so here's this,,,

Alien Cicadas

Embarrassed by your reading ability?

Worry not, dear friends!
Tyler Hansbrough has teamed up with the Indiana Public Library System to show kids that it's ok to not be able to read good!

To hear Tyler's stunning rendition of Chicken Little, just call (317) 275-4444 (or go here for a tidbit from everyone). But ACT FAST! Who knows when the next stellar reader from the Indiana Pacers will take over the mic!



Also, did you know that we're going to be playing basketball in the ocean for our first game? It's like when Nadal and Federer played tennis in the water except gigantic-er and not as legit.

Guitars are for pussies

Chinese Man Mauled to Death by Tigers

That's it, wrap it up folks

Watch all of this and weep for the world. There are no words.

Except maybe blllluuuuuurrrrrgggghhhhhsshhhhiiiiittttttttt


Also, Unitard if you post a comment saying this isn't so bad I swear I'll go upstairs while you're sleeping and smother you.

two in his heart, one in his computer