Showing posts with label duck fook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label duck fook. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Sportsball Update!

Good news, friends! Especially Seth!

John Henson and Tyler Zeller have decided to come back to us next year! No word on Harrison yet, but the word on the street is he'll be back.


UPDATE: The deal gets sweeter: Kyrie Irving is going pro, after playing just 11 games in his collegiate career. Want some cheese with that, Coach? Of course you do.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Moctezuma's Revenge























Derrick Williams, Arizona Forward

Moctezuma II, Aztec leader

My Azte
c Warrior Hero!

Averaging 19.5 points a game and getting 32 last night, this Aztec-looking sophomore from California won me over with this dunk of all dunks:



(another view here)

I hope these guys get to the Final Four; they're pretty cool.

Also: See ya Skeletor! PS: You lost about a million dollars just to lose in the Sweet Sixteen! Good job!

















(Shirkers: I'm sorry for putting that guy's face on the blog)

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Local Green News: Morrison Hall

From 2006-07, I had the pleasure of working at the Morrison Hall Renovation at UNC. My company, Skanska, basically gutted and rebuilt the interior of the 10-story building that was built in 1965.


The new building would become the home of the Sustainability community, as some senior class decided to give 176 rooftop solar hot water heating panels as their senior gift.
The school also rigged up this really interesting interactive TV display in the lobby that shows water, electricity and other usages by floor or in total. You can even convert the measurements into silly things like hamburgers and Tyler Hansboroughs!

At any rate, Morrison competed in the EPA's National Building Competition beginning in April 2010 along with 14 other buildings around the country. Other competitors ranged from another residence hall at NC State to a JC Penny in California. For a year the teams worked to step down energy and water waste in a "Biggest Loser" type competition. AND MORRISON WON!
Morrison cut energy consumption by 36 percent in a year, preventing 733 metric tons of greenhouse gas emissions and cutting $250,000 in energy bills. (via the Daily Tar Heel)
Those foam fingers don't look very sustainable.


That's pretty impressive for 860 college kids who have probably never had to pay an electricity bill. I'm really pleased with this effort, but hopefully this momentum can spark some action in the hundreds of other buildings on campus. (Then maybe they won't have to hike up tuition every year!)
The article stated "Carolina is a recognized national leader in sustainability and energy and carbon reduction. UNC has committed to becoming carbon-neutral by 2050 and to stop using coal on campus by May 2020. " Good luck and keep up the good work!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Dook Douches Again!

Let's review:
-Dook is the University of New Jersey at Durham.
-Dook's town and gown relations can be summed up by the term "Durhamites"(voiced with appropriate disdain)
-Dook's Lacrosse team had a sex scandal with a stripper that resulted in their house being bulldozed. (2006)
-Dook Law alumnus Tucker Max writes stupid book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, which is then adapted to film, was heavily advertised on popular douchey website textsfromlastnight.com (2009)
-Dook alumna Karen F. Owens published fake thesis powerpoint and forwarded it to her friends like the biggest idiot that ever lived. (2010)
-Dook fratties send out douchey Halloween party email that they couldn't even make up themselves, had to copy lines from someecards.com* (2010)
*my favorite part of this article is that a commenter referenced Dennis's "implication" argument from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"