Moctezuma's Revenge

Derrick Williams, Arizona Forward

Moctezuma II, Aztec leader

My Aztec Warrior Hero!

Averaging 19.5 points a game and getting 32 last night, this Aztec-looking sophomore from California won me over with this dunk of all dunks:



(another view here)

I hope these guys get to the Final Four; they're pretty cool.

Also: See ya Skeletor! PS: You lost about a million dollars just to lose in the Sweet Sixteen! Good job!

(Shirkers: I'm sorry for putting that guy's face on the blog)

i love the (ncaa) world, part ii

goin' nowhere, fool!

Dook finally got what was coming to them, and I'm so glad Florida State could do it to them again.
"It always hurts because we don't like to lose," Smith told FanHouse. How profound, Nolan; how profound.

Also, while I give Tyler Zeller a hell of a time, I'm quite pleased he can accomplish more in a game than both Plumlee playboys:

How It Was Lost: Terrible jumpshooting and the complete absence of an offensive threat on the post. Duke shot 35 3-pointers, or a ridiculous 57 percent of their total field goal attempts. But what choice did Duke have? FSU's defense bottled up Smith, who looked exactly like a scoring guard filling in for the point guard, rather than the team's point, and the Brothers Plumlee gave Duke no contribution in the paint. The two brothers combined to go 1-of-4 from the floor. With injured point guard Kyrie Irving on the floor, the two are more valuable, but will have to develop some level of back-to-the-basket competency if Irving doesn't return. [via]

While the ACC may not have any ranked teams (we'll overlook these assholes at No.1), we are certainly proving that we're a competitive conference that should have a lot of spots in the NCAA tournament.

For the Heel's sake, let's hope the Chokies live up to their name tonight. I'm pretty excited to see what Dexter and Malcolm Delaney (check the play at :39, ignore the music) do to each other. On the other hand, I'm fairly confident that Jeff Allen is going to manhandle Tyler and John. We're gonna need Justin Knox for that guy.

Dook Douches Again!

Let's review:
-Dook is the University of New Jersey at Durham.
-Dook's town and gown relations can be summed up by the term "Durhamites"(voiced with appropriate disdain)
-Dook's Lacrosse team had a sex scandal with a stripper that resulted in their house being bulldozed. (2006)
-Dook Law alumnus Tucker Max writes stupid book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, which is then adapted to film, was heavily advertised on popular douchey website textsfromlastnight.com (2009)
-Dook alumna Karen F. Owens published fake thesis powerpoint and forwarded it to her friends like the biggest idiot that ever lived. (2010)
-Dook fratties send out douchey Halloween party email that they couldn't even make up themselves, had to copy lines from someecards.com* (2010)
*my favorite part of this article is that a commenter referenced Dennis's "implication" argument from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"