Showing posts with label yum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yum. Show all posts

Friday, November 12, 2010

Hemp granola will not get you high.



Well, my work computer isn't working this morning, meaning the data I so critically need is tantalizingly out of reach, leaving me to do nothing else but post here.

A few things on my mind this morning:

1. Despite associations and commonly-held beliefs, granola really isn't that good for you. The hippies had it wrong. Maybe that's why there's a lot of aging dudes with ponytails wearing tye-dye to distract from their large gut.

2. The time is nigh for soup! Soup, glorious soup, chock-full of vegetables and stew meat and potatoes and beans and whatever else our little hearts desire. I'm seeing a lot of soup dinners in the near future. I just need to get a lot more bowls before these commence, as we currently possess only 5 deep bowls, and 4 shallow ones that would never work for you stork-beaked people.

3. WHEN IS THAT MOVIE ABOUT THE GUY THAT CUTS OFF HIS ARM (played by a sexy sexy sexy James Franco) COMING TO MY LOCAL THEATER???

'Tis all.