Roomba, Meet Scooba. Humans, Meet your End

Happy 2011 everyone! We should all resolve to watch more The Jetsons.

It seems that the future is now and we're all going to die after watching 2012.

Up first: Tom Selleck and AT&T tell us how it's gonna be, and they're usually right.

Then, take a look at this insanely low-tech solution for a high-tech lifestyle.


Finally, and I'm talking to you, Real Housewives of Orange County, Atlanta, New York City, New Jersey, Beverly Hills, DC and Miami:

THE SCOOBA 230


Why did it take so long to make a Roomba for hardwood floors?

Also, when am I going to get my Rosie?

Follow-Up: Why The Large Hadon Collider Might Kill Us All

This probably won't happen. But it could. Maybe. Probably not, though.

During the Manhattan Project, there was a substantial number of scientists that thought splitting an atom would create a chain reaction that would ignite the atmosphere and extinguish life on Earth. They were wrong, but it is good to have a few haters around to at least make you consider the possibility that pressing "that" button might be a really, really bad idea.